About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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