Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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