we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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