you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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