if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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