New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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