It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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