NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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