wakey wakey hands off snakey
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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