69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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