You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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