i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
high people should be assigned attendants
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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