just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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