I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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