so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Houston, we have a squirter
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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