I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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