Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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