Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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