so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am puke
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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