We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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