That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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