yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
vagina is talking i cant
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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