I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
