Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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