Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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