nut hugger
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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