That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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