they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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