What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
