You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
he's single and there are thong briefs.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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