We're like a lot better than the average bears
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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