Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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