What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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