I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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