she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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