we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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