It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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