Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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