I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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