But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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