At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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