that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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