Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
The convent might be a nice break from real life
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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