There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
