so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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