I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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