Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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