So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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