FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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