so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize