Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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